It turns out that the reason I was able to disassemble my fitbit while sleeping last week was not, in fact, evidence of a heretofore unknown skill. No, in fact, the band is sort of broken. (Sort of, in the sense that it IS meant to be easy to take apart, just not quite THAT […]
Mondays at work tend to contain a certain amount of small talk centered around the weekend. How was your weekend? Did you do anything fun? But in the same way that I don’t particularly care what my coworkers did this weekend, they don’t particularly care what I did either — there is a script to […]
My workday alarm is set for 5, but last night I was like, ‘WAIT — what if I turned off my workday alarm AND my weekend alarm (6)???’ And I did, and then I woke up around 7 and not *exactly* full of vim and vigor for the day. Which is to say, I basically […]
Endgame? What Endgame? Sometimes you just want to spend your Saturday morning reading fic about Bucky going to massage school and Sam being Captain America and both of them paint their apartments and fall in love (with each other, obvs), and also Kate lives upstairs with Lucky and it’s just — So Nice. a couple […]
Thing I’ve Done Today:*Took pictures of the sunrise. Very pretty! Even went out on the balcony so I could get pictures that didn’t mainly feature window glare. Thing I’m Going To Do Today:*IDK, probably go to work? I was reminded that it might be a slow day, for various reasons, and that would be nice. […]
Tumblr has reminded me that — based on the ancient wisdom of Miss Congeniality (2000) — April 25th is indeed the perfect date. “Because it’s not too hot and not too cold. All you need is a light jacket.” May your day be not too hot and not too cold, and may you enjoy wearing […]
There’s a new person at work! Only moderately related to my job in any work sense, but physically they have a desk that is close enough they could probably overhear my conversations, so that counts as joining the work neighborhood. Yesterday they showed up in ‘it’s my first week’ clothes — as in, they actually […]
*I woke up yesterday and found that I’d managed to disassemble my fitbit while sleeping. (It’s one of those that you can swap the band, so it’s basically designed to come apart; I just had no idea I could do it asleep.) I’m kind of impressed, actually. *I taught my boss about the incognito tab, […]
It didn’t start raining in earnest until I’d passed the first mile marker, and by that point I was committed, you know? Anyway, it was fine. The rain just encouraged me to walk faster. The BEST (where best=’not actually good, but not really bad, just kind of funny in an adulting!fail kind of way’) part […]