Best Line: “You don’t watch the news, do you?” “I try not to. It’s very scary.” -Steve, Max Stupidest Plot Device: Kono being suspended and under investigation (STILL), while Steve is fully reinstated even though he attacked EMTs, escaped jail, attacked a police officer, stole a squad car, and broke into someone’s home. No, Wait, […]
Seen on Good Stuff Happened Today: Heard on /report: (with regards to the return of Hawaii Five-0) “It will be the most amazing death spiral a fandom has ever seen.”
“Correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t there a car attached to you?” “Oh, weird.” -Steve, Jenna “Guys, I know this is hard and we all want to be here.” … (but I’m going to be the one to stay, obvs) -Steve “I like hospital food, you know that. I like it here; I checked […]
I’m falling behind in my reviews of tv and film, along with (of course) the lols from my most recent adventures in what’s affectionately called “professional development.” Here’s my placeholder list of the posts I haven’t written yet but really, really mean to. 1. the last 3 eps of Doctor Who (11th Doctor, series 1, […]
Re: Hawaii Five-0, the episode where Mary gets kidnapped and the toolbox gets stolen. Yes, it was a repeat last night, but I missed it the first time around, so I figured, “Hey, good times! An episode I can watch without worrying about what happens next!” And really, I’m happy to suspend disbelief on any […]
Danny got all the quotes this week: “Destruction of government property — you’ve been hanging out with McGarrett too long.” -Danny, to Kono, after she *climbs a tree* to prove she is still the coolest team member “Please don’t put both hands on the wheel. Every time you do that something terrible happens, and I […]
‘Twas the “I ::heart:: you” heard ’round the internets, for realsies. (Thank you, Danny Williams. You and Steve and all your Five-0 pals make Mondays fun.) Since the “Steve ‘n Danny show” aspect of the ep has been well-documented by everyone already, I’d like to highlight another side of Steve: his bizarro-world packing technique. Here’s […]
The only thing I really liked about this episode was the conversation about Danny’s salad, but I liked it enough to carry the whole hour. If they’d replayed it at the end, like in a blooper reel, it’s possible the ep would have hit my top ten.
Hawaii Five-0 1. Something Good, by lamardeuse I feel like I should start every day by watching this. Smiles all around! 2. I and Love and You, by fic_kitty Author Summary: “It is about leaving things behind, and finding something to move towards.” Doctor Who Doctor Who 2011 Children in Need Special Episodes (written by […]
Totally fun Hawaii Five-0 fic in which Kono and Chin are hilarious spectators to the train wreck of Danny and Steve trying to redecorate Steve’s house. (It takes everyone but Steve and Danny no time at all to realize it’s not about the house.) Curving Like the Ocean Towards You, by gyzym Author Summary: “If […]