White Collar 2.05 (Elizabeth’s back!)

August 24th, 2010

This episode is about an FBI agent who had an inappropriate relationship with his CI and ends up going on the run! Gosh, I wonder how they came up with that idea?

“But if you did…”
“Yes, I’m sure it would be your fault.”
-Neal, Peter

“I need to hotwire a Lamborghini.”
-Peter

“Is this a CI-off?”
“Well, I don’t know. He’s reading her the VIN.”
-Neal, Peter

“My CI beat your CI.”
“Well, mine’s out of practice.”
-Peter, other FBI dude on the run

“So he isn’t *really* asking permission.”
“I guess it was more of an FYI.”
-Bancroft (Hughes’ boss), Neal

“I call it Tuesday.”
“Why?”
“Because I’m usually here on Wednesday.”
-Mozzie, Peter

“Have you ever run a prisoner’s dilemma?”
“I’ve been in one.”
-Peter, Neal

new Torchwood series thing

August 23rd, 2010

Thanks to shadydave’s post re: spoilers for the new 10-part Starz miniseries Torchwood thing! Links to the i09 spoiler page. Which is hilarious.

“Official Synopsis”

When C.I.A. agent Rex Matheson investigates a global conspiracy, he finds himself unearthing a threat which challenges the entire human race.

The answers seem to lie within an old, secret British institute, known only as Torchwood. But Torchwood was destroyed, years ago, and the keys to the institute are held by its only two survivors – former Police Officer Gwen Cooper, who has long since disappeared along with her husband and child, and the mysterious Captain Jack Harkness, a man whose history seems to stretch back centuries.

With Rex under attack from all sides, in both the US and the UK, he soon discovers there are forces at work within every level of society, determined to stop Torchwood’s return. As a chain of events across the world links together the most disparate and unlikely individuals – including a surgeon, a killer, senators and CEOs – a new Torchwood team takes shape. But this time, the threat is much closer to home, as they realize that their greatest enemy is mankind itself…

Can we start with the fact that his name is Rex?

No, really, there’s more. Here’s the “official character description” for “Rex”:

He’s 28, the golden boy. Has been, all his life. Harvard education, fast-tracker in the C.I.A., destined for success. Though he’s never taken it easy – Rex hustles, seduces and campaigns to get where he is today. He can talk his way into anything, then charm his way out, fast. He’s made a lot of enemies, but his friends and lovers would defend him to death.

His choice of career is significant. Someone like Rex could make a fortune in Wall Street, or Hollywood. But choosing the C.I.A. says a lot about him: that for all his swagger, he does believe in justice. And will fight for it.
Slowly but surely, we see him make friends. He’s thrown together a bunch of people known as Torchwood, the only people who might have the answer to a global mystery. To Rex, at first, they’re a bunch of freaks. Welsh women and World War 2 Captains, what’s that about?! But as they race from one crisis to another, dodging assassins, blackmail, corruption and conspiracy, from Washington to Wales and the slums of Shanghai, Rex forges friendships in the heat of fire. He learns to trust his new colleagues. And they realize that this dangerous, dazzling, reckless man is the best friend they could ever have, in a world going to hell.

They frighten us, men like Rex. We wish we were him; we never will be.

I sort of liked it when they just hung around in Wales all the time. Just saying.

well, whaddya know?

August 22nd, 2010

Thing I Changed My Mind About This Week (which is of no interest to anyone except me, or possibly anyone writing a story with an infant in it)

WHAT I THOUGHT BEFORE: Bringing a baby to an amusement park? Crazy! It’s all noise and flaily hands and babies would hate it and it’s not like you could *do* anything while carrying a baby around.

BOY WAS I WRONG: After our amusement park adventure last Tuesday, I have a whole new view of the babies-at-parks issue. It’s actually an *awesome* place to bring a baby, no kidding! Why?

1. Sitting around your house with your baby is, let’s face it, not always super exciting. Amusement parks? Super exciting.

2. Except to babies. Because come on, being surrounded by lots of stuff that seems overwhelming and loud and incomprehensible? Pretty much an everyday occurrence for them. All the babies I saw were just like, ‘yawn.’

3. Just sitting and watching people run around like crazy with their flaily hands of excitement is fun. People watching = more fun than daytime television.

4. No one minds if your baby is screaming. *Everyone* is screaming — it’s totally acceptable, even expected. Where else could you go where a baby having a tantrum would be the quietest thing around?

5. People are way too distracted by the whole crazy-screaming-flailing-ADD atmosphere of the park to be all up in your baby’s face. Seriously, that drives me nuts and I don’t even *have* a baby. Someone with a baby walks into the store and everyone gathers around with the questions and the cooing and the leaning. I’m all, ‘hey now, back off from the baby, people!” Except in my head it’s maybe not quite that polite. That’s because in a store, a tiny baby is relatively interesting. In an amusement park? Yeah, not so much.

6. Cheaper than a babysitter. Also, I hear some babies like riding in cars. Perfect!

I guess both lists have three things on them, at least.

August 22nd, 2010

Things I Meant To Do On My Days Off:
laundry
grocery shopping
cleaning

Things I Actually Did On My Days Off:
dumped all the dirty clothes and piles of stuff out of sight
read a lot of fanfic
played Word Bubbles

Burn Notice S4.8 (the one where Jesse finds out)

August 19th, 2010

“You’re taking a client in the middle of all this?”
“Just a friend of a friend from yoga!”
-Michael, Fi

“I still think we should go after Barrett in New York.”
“Yeah, let’s call that Plan Z.”
-Jesse, Michael

“Why do I get the feeling Sam’s having more fun that we are?”
-Jesse

“I think it’s time for some Chuck Finley action.”
“His name is Charles. You need a new cover.”
“Sorry Fi, I don’t think so. Chuck Finley is forever.”
-Sam, Fi

“That plan sounds insane.”
“Well, insane is one of our specialties.”
-Emily, Fi

“That was close, buddy. You almost stole our phone book.”
-Jesse

I vote for Burn Notice to go all OT4. Jesse, holy cow, has chemistry with everyone! He’s like the anti-Michael.

“Do you guys have, like, a manual or something, where you get this stuff?”
“Nah. Most of the time we just make it up.”
-Emily, Sam

“So, Barrett’s in town. The Prince of Darkness, right here in Miami.”
“I think we’ve used that name already.”
“Yeah? I’ll try and come up with something else.”
-Sam, Michael

New ‘Simon’s Cat’ Video

August 18th, 2010

Yes, a new Simon’s Cat video, for great lols!

Simon’s Cat in ‘The Box’
“A curious cat investigates an empty cardboard box.”

Simon’s Cat Channel on YouTube, by Simon Tofield

public service announcement: Don’t Eat These!

August 18th, 2010

Yeah, so I work at a store that sells vitamins and stuff, and if you find yourself in such a store at some point this winter looking for some immune boosting, cold-fighting, etc, etc, etc, products, here’s a tip:

DO NOT BUY THE LOZENGES!

A specific kind of lozenges, actually. We just got a new product, with a hilariously meaningless name that puts all the key words together on the front of the box but doesn’t string them together in any way that could get them sued for making a health claim. These are the ‘names’ of the product:

Line 1: IMMUNE BALANCE
Line 2: [really huge font] RAPID
Line 3: EXTRA STRENGTH
Line 4: Multidimensional Immune Support at the Onset

Seriously, what is this product named? Rapid? Immune Balance Rapid? That makes no sense. (Also, at the onset of *what*? I’m guessing they’re not allowed to say.) Immune Balance Extra Strength kind of works, except that it leaves out the GIANT word in the center of the box. What is up with that?

Anyway, so I always figure it’s good for me to try this stuff so I can tell people whether they taste okay. And don’t get me wrong, the ingredients in this product are awesome. You know how it tastes? DISGUSTING. No lie, this was the worst lozenge I’ve *ever* had. I made the awful mistake of popping one in my mouth on my drive home, figuring it would distract me from the fact that I was too lazy to pull out my ipod from wherever it had migrated to in my bag. Well, it was certainly a distraction, just not in the good way.

At first, I was like, ‘These are disgusting, but maybe they really work.’ There is another lozenge that I say that about — ‘These don’t taste good, but they really work.’ As time went on, I thought, ‘Well, scratch that. Maybe there’s a hidden benefit — they taste so awful you actually *will* yourself to get better so you can stop taking them.’ Sadly, by the time the lozenge was finally gone, I had decided that being sick for an extra day or two would be worth never having to eat another RAPID lozenge again.

The real question: Would it be wrong to give away the remaining 19 lozenges as customer samples, knowing what I would be inflicting upon them?

White Collar 2.06 (”In the Red”)

August 17th, 2010

“Sara’s like a tornado in heels, and you’re –”
“Please, please don’t reduce me to a trailer park.”
-Peter, Neal

“This conversation about Sara is not over.”
“I didn’t think it would be.”
-Peter, Neal

“You don’t think you can handle it?”
“It hurts me that you would even ask that.”
-Peter, Neal

“Anything else?”
“Yeah. Good luck.”
-Neal, Peter

“I suggest refinement; you make jokes.”
-Neal

Things We Learned From This Episode

Peter and Neal stand really close together a lot.
Mozzie was in foster care as a child, and never got adopted.
Peter doesn’t like the steam sound of expresso machines.
If you ever have to run a scam, don’t involve children — it’s the one thing that gets the good guys and the bad guys both working against you.
Neal has hidden a hundred grand in Peter’s office, just in case. (I’m guessing this is in case Peter or one of the other agents Neal actually likes goes too far into that murky gray area of illegality and has to make a dash for it?)
Peter is willing to go awfully far into that area — letting Neal get away with lying, keeping him from getting charged even after the stolen goods were found.

“Somebody’s gonna have to say this dialogue.”

August 16th, 2010

If anyone who wanted to has not already seen it, the Supernatural Season 5 gag reel is available online!

youtube link for gag reel

Special thanks to Jake Abel Online, which is where I found the link, and which also includes download links.

“Confetti! It’s a parade!”

It’s for Glee, is there a special insanity disclaimer?

August 15th, 2010

(First, let me say ‘ha!’ I am back on track halfway through August, this officially being my 15th post of the month, here on the 15th. It’s a weird, small thing, but if it keeps me happy and sane, I say, ‘why not?’)

Second, I don’t even know how this happened. It was like, I watched the show, somehow (I don’t even remember how that started, how weird is that?) and I thought, ‘I could write something about this.’ Because that finale just didn’t seem very final to me, you know?

Third, in the grand tradition of me naming things, this fic has two titles. Yeah, I couldn’t decide between them, so I just mushed them together with a stylish slash mark.

Title: Sing Goodbye / There’s a Rumor Going Round
Author: marcicat
Rating: PG-13, for language
Word Count: 2600

“You want Beth in your life; I need a part-time nanny. You can start tomorrow.” Somehow, while his brain was still trying to slot was she was saying into some kind of logical sense, she was walking him towards the door. “Be here by nine. Oh, and Noah?”

He was outside by then, and turned around at her question. She smiled. “I recommend using the driveway next time.”