on the road again

I tend to talk to myself while I’m driving, which is one of those habits that’s completely harmless until there’s someone else in the car with me, and then it just seems weird. Anyway, I’ve noticed that I tend to say the same things over and over, and it made me think of those fic challenges where people guess the author based on their usual fic-writing patterns.

And so, should you ever find yourself in a car with me driving, here’s how you’ll know it’s *really* me:

1. (when I’m the one merging) “I can do this.”

2. (when someone else is merging) “It’s a zipper!”

3. (all the time) “Why are you tailgating me?”

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