3 Things Burn Notice Never Shows
I’ve been Netflixing the past seasons of Burn Notice — 3/4 of the way through Season 2, I’ve started to notice a few patterns. Like it *rains* a lot wherever they film (is it actually filmed in Florida? I’m not sure). Also, while Michael Westen does many astounding things, there’s certain things he never seems to do:
1. Put gas in the car. (He does various other car-fixing things to it, along with crazy car modifications like turning the trunk into an x-ray machine, but it apparently never runs low on gas.)
2. Charge his cell phone. (They lose their phones, have their phones stolen/burned up/dropped into a vat of acid/etc, but never seem to just hook them up to a charger.)
3. Stir his yogurt. (Come on, anyone who’s ever eaten yogurt knows it gets all weird in the container, and vigorous shaking and/or stirring is required to make it look tasty and delicious. Either he has someone crew person pre-stir all the yogurts before he eats them, or those yogurt cups are actually full of something else, like ice cream.)