Scene 2: Neal helps Peter dress, and suggests an AU fic about accounting and mansions.
“If you’re working on this, I’m working on this.”
-Peter
Scene 4: Mozzie and Diana flirt.
Scene 6: Skype advertisement.
“We speculate all the time.”
“Yeah, on our cases, not on my life choices.”
-Peter, Neal
Scene 8: Neal looks bad in a hat, for once. […]
This episode is about an FBI agent who had an inappropriate relationship with his CI and ends up going on the run! Gosh, I wonder how they came up with that idea?
“But if you did…”
“Yes, I’m sure it would be your fault.”
-Neal, Peter
“I need to hotwire a Lamborghini.”
-Peter
“Is this a CI-off?”
“Well, I don’t […]
“Sara’s like a tornado in heels, and you’re –”
“Please, please don’t reduce me to a trailer park.”
-Peter, Neal
“This conversation about Sara is not over.”
“I didn’t think it would be.”
-Peter, Neal
“You don’t think you can handle it?”
“It hurts me that you would even ask that.”
-Peter, Neal
“Anything else?”
“Yeah. Good luck.”
-Neal, Peter
“I suggest refinement; you make jokes.”
-Neal
Things […]
PLOT (if it matters)
-Neal wears a leather jacket.
-Neal impersonates a professional killer to help an insurance agent who testified against him at his trial. Neal impersonates Neal’s boyfriend by continuously stepping between him and said agent and raising his hackles every time she snipes at him. (Sample conversation: Sarah - “Give me […]
“I want that pen.”
-Neal
“You guys do know we have stairs, right?”
-Neal
“She meets you, and suddenly I become the quirky friend.”
-Mozzie
“When he stepped off, he was shifty.”
-Peter
“I have all the take out menus in the top drawer.”
“That’s what I love about you.”
-Elizabeth, Peter
“I need someone to tell me where Caffrey is right now!”
-Peter
“You’ve reached Neal. […]
1ST HALF OF EPISODE
“It’s worth 4 million. You’d think with a price like that he could have bothered to come up with a title.”
-Peter
“Would you pay four million for that?”
“Pay…”
“Yeah. You’re the wrong person to ask.”
-Peter, Neal
“Two taps meant abort, by the way.”
“Or you could have just yelled ‘abort.’”
-Mozzie, Alex
“Look at you. […]
Title: Parks are for Lovers Liars
Author: marcicat
Rating: PG-13 (violence)
Word Count: 2100
Summary: Coda to 5.02 (”Need to Know,” aka the one with the politician)
There was no way to run all the data he’d need to run to find a birth certificate. Not without at least narrowing it down to a specific year. Especially if […]
1. Timmy Nolan was Neal’s bestest, most awesome childhood friend. When Timmy’s dog got sick, Neal’s first crime spree was to get money to pay the vet bills.
2. Timmy Nolan was Neal’s real name as a child, and tossing it into the whole park project was just like the Stargate program allowing Wormhole X-Treme […]
Quotable Quotes
“Mozzie votes?”
“More often than you’d think. Or would approve of.”
-Peter, Neal
“I can do bad cop.”
“I’ve seen you do mildly irritated cop.”
-Peter, Neal
“How’s your first day at work?”
“Well, I’ve taken up smoking.”
“Politics is already corrupting you.”
-Peter, Neal
“I can’t wait to hear this explanation.”
“It’s research, I swear.”
-Elizabeth, Peter
“I’ve never lied to you.”
“Oh come on, Neal, […]
I actually did watch this one when it aired, but then I accidentally lost all my quotes when my computer shut down. Without the quotes, I just wasn’t sure how to describe this episode. I’d really thought that the show might back off a little bit, after the S1 finale (and the […]